So, what is Sexy Burger you ask?
Every weekend, six friends, the sexy burger six, get together to make a titillating burger and then blog about the arousing experience. They are more than just bloggers, they are professional grill masters of seduction. The sexy burger six think outside the box with their creations. To name a few favorites: drum roll please: the Uncle Jesse Burger (ground lamb, feta cheese, pita bread, cucumbers, onions and tomatoes), The King (named after Elvis incorporating peanut butter, bacon, sliced bananas and fried dough), the Mafioso special (garlic bread bun, Italian raviolis, sliced parmesan cheese, marinara sauce, and full flavored meatballs), the Peter Brady (marinated pork patty, apple smoked cheddar, homemade applesauce, potato bread buns), South of the Border (taco seasoned beef patty, burger buns/tortillas, sour cream/salsa/guacamole, shredded Mexican cheese) and the Luau Burger (ground pork, smoked cheddar cheese, teriyaki sauce, cooked pineapples and maraschino cherries)! This past Saturday the crew offered a choice of one of the last four risque creations named for an affordable price. Pay up, dress up, show up, eat up.
Matt and I went as Ketchup and Mustard.
We were not the only burger themed attendees. There’s the Revolutionary Man and the Kid, two of the sexy burger six. The Hamburgler made an appearance too, however, I was too busy making sure that little villian didn't run off with my burger to document ;)
I dominated the South of the Border burger as Matt was seduced by the Mafioso special.
These were two sensuous, spicy, salacious, saucy, sexy creations. I immediately started salsa dancing as Matt began whispering sweet nothings in Italian into my ear. Together we looked like one strange couple, apart we were merely provoked by the maestros. When food is that provocative, the only response is interpretive dance or Italian discourse.
I do believe the nightman, X Mark, is somewhat responsible. X Marked the spot.
The night ended with the most luscious of desserts. No one could resist the sweet sugar intoxication or aesthetic pleasure of this cake.
There wasn't a sorry soul in the house. Senses were awoken, animalistic cravings were satisfied and physical appetites were exceeded.
THANK YOU TO ALL OF THE SEXY BURGER SIX AND ALL WHO CAME TO MAKE THIS EVENT SUPER SEXY!